Now for the bio.

A copywriter’s wet dream, obscure metaphors, waxing lyrical, mother loves my stuff.

But I’m not like other copywriters.

Sometimes I use the AI, mainly to talk about surfing, which I’ve recently become extremely passionate about being terrible at.

So I figured I’d have the “person” who knows me “best” tell you all about me.

Take it away, Gemmy.

Artificial Intelligence got some of that right. I’ve never once been confused with Claire Danes (although I am extremely passionate about mental health, and if I had the money, I would like to think I’d be an active philanthropist), so if you want to chat with some Actual Intelligence, then slide in by tapping the title that says “Slide In”.